Johnny, you talk a lot
Teacher: Johnny, you talk a lot.
Johnny: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Johnny: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Johnny: She’s a woman.
What is the plural of mouse ?
Teacher : What is the plural of mouse ?
Student : Mice.
Teacher : Good, now what’s the plural of baby ?
Student : Twins.
A teacher asked a student to write 55
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5.
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know on which side to write the other 5.
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