Here are some Funny Quotes:
1. Love is blind, Marriage opens eyes !
2. God give me strength to remain patient, right now.
3. Love animals, they are tasty.
4. Save water , Drink Bear.
5. Money is not everything , Credit cards are also there.
Girlfriend: You are sure that you love me only ?
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Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list.
Teacher: Where are the best toys?
Children: In the Soviet Union.
Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies?
Children: In the Soviet Union.
Teacher: So where are the happiest children?
Children: In the Soviet Union.
Suddenly Jhonny started to cry bitterly.
Teacher: Jhonny, why are you crying?
Jhonny: (Through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!
Teacher : Jack , what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?
Jack : A teacher.
