Johnny, you talk a lot
Teacher: Johnny, you talk a lot.
Johnny: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Johnny: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Johnny: She’s a woman.
A teacher asked a student to write 55
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5.
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know on which side to write the other 5.
Do you know the full form of WIFE?
Girl: The word wife is in short form. Do you know the full form of WIFE?
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Boy: Yes, it is Worries Invited For Ever!
How high can you jump?
An American, a Chinese, and a Sardar are staying together in a prison.
An officer passes by the American and asks him: “How high can you jump?”
American: 1 meter.
Officer: OK. Give him one sandwich.
He passes the chines and asks him the same… question. Chinese: 2 meter!
Officer: OK, give this man 2 sandwiches.
Sardar overheard the officer so he prepared himself so he could get more sandwiches. As the officer asked him: How high can you jump?
Sardar replied: 5 METER!
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Officer: KILL THIS MAN HE CAN JUMP OVER OUR WALLS.
A boy goes to a strip club
A boy goes to a strip club.
His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Nurse: your wife just delivered…
Nurse: your wife just delivered triplets.
German: Im not surprised. My dick is as big as a chimney!
Nurse: Better get it cleaned then – theyre all black.-
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