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Archive for the ‘Wise Jokes’

Who you appear to be

October 15, 2011 By: Russell Category: Wise Jokes

Every one see who you appear to be
but only few know the real you,

they can only see what you choose to show ,
there is so much behind
this smile

you – JUST- DON’T- KNOW .

She loves you from the bottom of her heart

August 26, 2011 By: Shopno Category: Good Jokes, Love Jokes, Wise Jokes

A careful thoughts about love:

 

Be careful when a girl tells u that

she loves you from the bottom of her heart.

 

For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.

 

:D

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City

August 17, 2011 By: Shopno Category: Blonde Jokes, Wise Jokes

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says She is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked in the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The Blonde replied, ” Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?”

Mulla Nasiruddin’s wife played bridge wisely

August 17, 2011 By: Shopno Category: Wise Jokes

Mulla Nasiruddin’s wife played bridge wisely and according to the rules. Mulla Nasiruddin boasted of knowing no rules. However, one evening, he bid and made a grand slam, doubled and redoubled.

Excitedly he said to his wife, ” See, you thought I couldn’t do it!”

“Well darling , ” said his wife, “You couldn’t have, if you would had played it correctly.”

A Person who surrenders without fault is Husband

August 17, 2011 By: Shopno Category: Husband-Wife Jokes, Wise Jokes

A Person who surrenders when he’s Wrong , is HONEST.
A Person who Surrenders when not Sure, is WISE.

But

A Person who surrenders even if he’s Right, is a HUSBAND.

 

:D

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