There are two times a man does not understand a woman,

before marriage and after marriage!

First marriage is the triumph of

imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the

triumph of hope over experience

Think Seriously

STAGES IN LIFE!

Before marriage – MAD for each other,

During marriage – Made for each other,

And

After Marriage – MAD because of each other!!!

Time table of good boys:

MON- watch Girls.

TUE- propose.

WED- marriage.

THU- honeymoon.

FRI- divorce.

SAT- take rest.

SUN- search Next

Married man says to his bachelor friend,

Marriage is a three ring circus …

Bachelor asked: how??

Married man: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering…

As ratio of Girls is decreasing,

in next generation,

the names on Marriage Cards might look like this;
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‘Kumar & Rahul’ weds “Pooja” !

True relatives always stand behind you during bad time.
Do not believe it?
I cut to short,

Check your marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind you.