Miki in computer exam…

Examiner: “What is Microsoft Excel?”
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Miki : “It Is A New Brand of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer!”

God:I am making girls with Hi-tech features any suggestion?
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Boy:Yes!

The heart should be “PASSWORD PROTECTED” to Avoid Multiple Users.

What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?

One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and

populated mostly by dinosaurs,

the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

Tech Support: Do you have any Windows open right now?

Customer: Are you crazy, it is very cold outside.

Tech news: New version of windows, “Windows-7″ will come after 3 years.

Social community site- ‘ORKUT’ is now new look and feel.

USA-School interview for new admission

Tech:Who is your Dad?

His Mom: Please ask simple questions!

Tech Fact:

# Only 10% of the webpages are used by the search engines!!

# Full form of Yahoo is:

“Yet Another Hierarchial Officious Oracle.”

Teacher gave punishment to one oh his student to  write 5000 times “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class.” and told to submit it next day in the class.

On the next day, student submitted the paper written —–

#include <stdio.h>
void main( )

{
int n;
For(n=1 ; n<=5000 ; n++ )
Printf (” I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class “) ;

Getch( );
}

Be A Programmer…

Think Differently!

Best error message of the century
An error shown by a computer:
” No keyboard found.
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Press any key to continue….”

A man was in his front yard when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again, harder than ever.

The man asked her, “Is something wrong?

Blonde replied – My computer keeps saying, ” Youve got mail.. no I Don’t “