Teacher: Where are the best toys?
Children: In the Soviet Union.
Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies?
Children: In the Soviet Union.
Teacher: So where are the happiest children?
Children: In the Soviet Union.
Suddenly Jhonny started to cry bitterly.
Teacher: Jhonny, why are you crying?
Jhonny: (Through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!
Teacher: Johnny, you talk a lot.
Johnny: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Johnny: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Johnny: She’s a woman.
Teacher: Write a short essay on football match.
All students were busy but one student was free.
Teacher: why you are not writing anything ?
Student: Miss, Match draw due to rain.
Teacher: Jhonny, both you and your neighbor Santa have
the same mistakes in the dictation. Why?
Jhonny: Well, both of us have the same teacher.
Teacher : What is the plural of mouse ?
Student : Mice.
Teacher : Good, now what’s the plural of baby ?
Student : Twins.
Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Jhonny : ” HIJKLMNO ”
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Jhonny : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.
Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Johnny: But I asked first.
Teacher : Jack , what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?
Jack : A teacher.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5.
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know on which side to write the other 5.
