Banta : Whats your Favorite Flower?
Santa : Lotus

Banta : I clean My Seat With that.
Santa : Chameli.

Banta : I clean My seat with that.
Santa : Cactus … Le ab kar le Saaf.

Santa : I got married because I was tired of
cooking, cleaning & washing.

Banta : Amazing, I got divorced for the same reason.

In an examination hall,

A girl asks Santa sitting on the desk next to her,

“Tell Me The Starting Of This Answer,
I will Write Rest of the Answer. ”
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Santa say: ” Write The “

Santa In Biology Practical Exam:

Examiner: See The Bird’s Leg & Tell Its Name.

Santa: I Don’t Know
Examiner: You Are Fail.
Whats Ur Name?

Santa : See My Leg & Tell.

Santa: My computer going CRAZY.

Banta: Why? Whats wrong?

Santa: I do not have keyboard but it still gives a “KEYBOARD ERROR”

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
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A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing. When a Fishery officer stopped him -

The officer says : “Do you have a fishing license?”
Banta replies : “Don’t need a license, this is my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?” – the officer asked.
Banta answers: “Yes, every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while, then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home.”

Officer Replies : “That’s a bunch of baloney, fish can’t do that.”
Banta looks at the officer and says : “You want me to show you?”

Very curious now, the officer says: “OK. I’ve got to see this”
Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting.

After a few minutes, the officer turns to Banta and says, “Well?”
“Well, What?” Banta says.

The Officer asks, “Are you going to call your fish back?”
“Fish! What fish?” – Banta responds.

Officer Santa: Madam, swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
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Officer Santa: That is not restricted.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
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Banta: Me too, after you leave.

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open………WHY ?
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Because his doctor advised him ” Today’s dinner should be light.”