How”d the redneck git lost in space?
He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!

You know you’re a redneck if you’re part of the KKK, but you can’t spell it.

You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does.

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a poll-ice roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”

Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat”.

“What fer?”, asked Bubba.

“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?”, said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’?”

“No, sir”, said Earl. “We’re on the patch”!

Ye go to a tail gate party and not have a tail gate.

You’ve ever shot a deer from inside ye house.

Tonight’s supper was too slow crossing the road this morning

Your truck won’t fit through the drive threw at McDonalds.

Your bass boat costs more then your home.

Your kids ride in the back of your pick up so your dog can ride shot gun.

You’ve ever been trapped in a crossfire at a family reunion.

You’ve ever used your only phone call in jail to check the status of Nascar race.

You’ve ever used jumper cables to start your computer.

You have ever decorated a birthday cake with a caulk gun.

Your deer stand has a mailing address.

You can burp the entire chorus of “Jingle Bells”.

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You might be a redneck if ”Bambi” made you hungry for rabbit!

What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?
Father’s Day.

One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.

Bob said, ”I know. I can spit in the water!”

But Bubba said, ” No! How will we know it’s your spit?”

They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ” I know. We can draw an ‘X’ right here on the side of the boat!”

But Bubba said ”No, no, Bob. That won’t work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?”

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you spit chewing tobacco in the plants!