Write a short essay on football match
Teacher: Write a short essay on football match.
All students were busy but one student was free.
Teacher: why you are not writing anything ?
Student: Miss, Match draw due to rain.
Archive for the ‘One Liner Jokes’
What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Jhonny : ” HIJKLMNO ”
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Jhonny : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Johnny: But I asked first.
Your composition is exactly the same as
Teacher : Miky, your composition on ” My Dog ” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his ?
Miky : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.
What do a Gynecologist and a Pizza delivery boy
What do a Gynecologist and a Pizza delivery boy have in common?
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Guess What ?
They can both smell it but can’t eat it.
Will you love me after marriage also
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
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Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Do you know the full form of WIFE?
Girl: The word wife is in short form. Do you know the full form of WIFE?
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Boy: Yes, it is Worries Invited For Ever!
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
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You spend eight minutes in his office
and get billed as if you’d been there eight hours.
What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.
Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
Make it Juice and give it to everyone
MATHS Teacher to the Sardar : How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Make it Juice and give it to everyone!!!!!!!
