Mulla Nasrudin was sitting under a tree chatting with a neighbour, when his boy came up the road carrying a chicken.Nasrudin asked his boy- “Where did you get that chicken?” .

Boy replied- “Stole it”.

Mulla Nasrudin turned to his friend and said proudly -  “THIS IS MY BOY. HE MAY STEAL, BUT HE WON’T LIE.”

Wife: Where have you been for the last two hours?

Husband: I Met Molla Nasiruddin in front of the post office and made the mistake of asking him how he was feeling.

Molla Nasirudin walked into a psychiatrist’s office, opened a tobacco pouch, and stuffed his nose with tobacco.

Psychiatrist: Man, I can see that you need me, Come on in and tell me your problem.

Nasiruddin: My Only Problem is , I need a Light.

The drunk Molla Nasirudin approached the policeman on the corner and said, “Pardon me, Officer, but where am I?”

Officer: “You are on the corner of Main and Forth”.

Molla Nasiruddin: “Never Mind the Details , what town am I in?”