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Funny Marriage Jokes::What is the main reason for divorce

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

What is the
main reason for
divorce ?

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MARRIAGE.

:D

Difference between Love Marriage and Arrange Marriage

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

Do you know what is the difference between

Love Marriage and Arrange Marriage ?

 

In Marriage Love -

Groom Marry To His Girlfriend.

In Arranged Marriage -

Groom Marry Others Girlfriend.

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes, One Liner Jokes

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman.

Do you know when ??

Before Marriage

And

After Marriage.

Before Marriage and After Marriage

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

Boys  &  Girls :-

Before Marriage: ” Tum Nahi to Main Nahi ”

After marriage: ” Aaj Tum Nahi Ya Main Nahi.”

First marriage is the triumph

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
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Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.

When a man holds a Woman’s hand

February 14, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Love Jokes, Marriage Jokes

When a man holds a Woman’s hand
before marriage, it is LOVE.

And

After marriage it is Self-Defense.

What made you go into the army?

February 10, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes, Military Jokes

First Soldier: What made you go into the army?

Second Soldier: I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?

First Soldier: Well, I had a wife and loved peace.

Won’t you leave me?

January 16, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Funny Jokes, Marriage Jokes

“Before Marriage”

Boy: I wish those days will come quickly.
Girl: Won’t you leave me?
Boy: Never, Don’t think like this again.
Girl: Will you miss me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Do you have any other in your life?
Boy: No, not at all.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes dear.
Girl: Oh dear.

“After Marriage”
Read this status from bottom to top.

:D

In married life, office plays

December 19, 2011 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

In married life, office plays a very important role.

It’s the place where you relax from your strenuous home life!

Check your marriage album

October 24, 2011 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes, Wedding Jokes

True relatives always stand behind you during bad time.
Do not believe it?
I cut to short,

Check your marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind you.

 

:D

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