Funny Marriage Jokes::What is the main reason for divorce
What is the
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MARRIAGE.
What is the
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MARRIAGE.
Do you know what is the difference between
Love Marriage and Arrange Marriage ?
In Marriage Love -
Groom Marry To His Girlfriend.
In Arranged Marriage -
Groom Marry Others Girlfriend.
There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman.
Do you know when ??
Before Marriage
And
After Marriage.
Boys & Girls :-
Before Marriage: ” Tum Nahi to Main Nahi ”
After marriage: ” Aaj Tum Nahi Ya Main Nahi.”
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
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Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.
When a man holds a Woman’s hand
before marriage, it is LOVE.
And
After marriage it is Self-Defense.
First Soldier: What made you go into the army?
Second Soldier: I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?
First Soldier: Well, I had a wife and loved peace.
“Before Marriage”
Boy: I wish those days will come quickly.
Girl: Won’t you leave me?
Boy: Never, Don’t think like this again.
Girl: Will you miss me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Do you have any other in your life?
Boy: No, not at all.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes dear.
Girl: Oh dear.
“After Marriage”
Read this status from bottom to top.
In married life, office plays a very important role.
It’s the place where you relax from your strenuous home life!
True relatives always stand behind you during bad time.
Do not believe it?
I cut to short,
Check your marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind you.