Men said to God :  Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to Men :  So that you will love them.
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Men said to God :  But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to Men :  So that they will love you.

A man loved his wife sincerely

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Never desired any other woman in his life.
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Two people are chatting -

First: What is the difference between wife and neighbor’s wife.?

Second replied: Wife is like chocolate, you can have anytime but neighbor’s wife is like an
ice cream, you should have immediately..!!!!

Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?

1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always……shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to……eat what they shoot!

A Pollack discovered that he had three balls.
He was so anxious to tell it to someone that he stopped the first man he met
on the road and told him, “Do you want to bet that together we have five
balls?”
He lost his bet …… because the other guy had only one ball.

Two married Fellas, Jack and Nixon were having a beer after work.

Jack says:  Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?

Nixon Replied : How do you mean?

Jack :  Well,  see the other day,  instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Tits-berg.

Nixon:  Ohh Yeah,  I know what you mean. Last week I was having breakfast with my wife.

I meant to say ” Pass me the Sugar”.  But what came out was  “You bitch, you’ve ruined my life!!! ”

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

Why does it take longer to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
Because it takes so long to hollow out the man’s head.

A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
“How’d you get that, son?”
“By hiking.”
“Hiking?”
“Yeah, every night, Mom’s boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike.”

Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman”

A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.