A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

The boy replies -  “Now we run!”

Small boy:  Dad , can you write in the dark?

Father:  I think so. What is it you want me to write ?

Small Boy: Your name on the report card.

Pupil (on phone):  My son has a bad cold. He  won’t be able to come to school today.

School Secretary:  Who is this?

Pupil:  This is my father speaking.

Son:  I can’t go to school today.
Father:  Why not ?
Son:”I don’t feel well.
Teacher:  Where don’t you feel well ?

Son: In school.

Teacher: I am calling your parents.
Elementary Student: Noooo ,I will be good.

Middle School Student: Pshhh,whatever.
High School Student: Hahaha tell my mom I said ” Hi “.

Father : How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

Son : He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Father: What did you learnt at school?
Kid: Give and take.

Father: Good.
Kid: Yes, I gave Jack a punch and took his lunch.

Father:  How do you like going to school?

Son:  The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too.

But I am not too keen on the time in between.

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Miky replied:  They couldn’t get a baby sitter.

Teacher : Why did you bring your cat to the school?
Boy: Because I feel sorry for her.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: Because I heard my sister’s boyfriend say ” Tonight I am gonna eat your pus-sy “