A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, ” How do I look in this dress?”
He said, “Not too bad.”
Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, ” I said you don’t look TOO bad, that doesn’t mean that you don’t still look bad.”
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, ” You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.
At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”
A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.
The bartender asks: “where did you get the cow?”
The fat lady says “its not a cow its a pig”.
And the bartender said, ” I was talking to the pig”
Remove Blackheads keep the face clean.
Steam it and scrub little with soap and water then apply an oatmeal paste.
Looks Matters.
Press down 2 see my heart.
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How clean is my heart.
Just like your Brain !
Once rajnikanth sat for the MBA Exam,
Guess what happend ?
hona kya tha
fail ho gaya Bechara..
MBA hai
mazaak thodi he
In any task we have to cross 3 stages :
(1) Insult
(2) Opposition
(3) Acceptance…
Fools stop at 1st.
Losers stop at 2nd and
WINNERs cross 3rd
Driver :That 25 taka tip you gave me was an insult.
Lady :How much should I tip you?
Driver :Another 25 cents.
Lady :I dont want to insult u twice !!!
If you cry On seeing the question paper, It is an insult
But
If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper,
It is your achievement….
