The meaning of ‘WIFE’ is
Husband: There is the meaning of ‘WIFE’ is ‘Without intimation fights every time’
Wife: No dear it means ‘With idiot for ever’..
Archive for the ‘Idiot Jokes’
Universal Truth:
Universal Truth:
Have you ever noticed that when you shout
”HEY IDIOT….!!”
About 10 people turn around…..
Facebook idiot…
Once i had a good real life then an idiot came & told me about facebook.
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and now it is runned.
Define ”FRIENDS”??
Define ”FRIENDS”??
“For Every Idiot der iS An Equal n Opposite Idiot..!!
they are called “FRIENDS”.
Just like “you” and “Me”…
Three Lessons From “3 Idiots” Movie:
Three Lessons From “3 Idiots” Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You!
So you are an Idiot?
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
[A boy stands up]
Teacher: So you are an Idiot?
Boy: No.I could not see you standing alone madam….
How do you confuse an idiot..?
How do you confuse an idiot..?
By telling him to find
the corner in a circle…
How does the idiot confuse you..?
By finding it..
Superb friendship thought :
For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called friends
JUST LIKE U & ME…!
This computer will cut your workload by 50%
Salesman: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%.”
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Office manager: “That’s great. I will take two of them!”
I keep hearing you use the word ‘idiot;’
A girlfriend at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasrudin, “I keep hearing you use the word ‘idiot;’ I hope you are not referring to me.” “DON’T BE SO CONCEITED,” said the Mulla. “AS IF THERE WERE NO OTHER IDIOTS IN THE WORLD!”
