It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let’s Thank …… the KAAMWALI

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man does not know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

The lady contributed to Mulla Nasrudin on crutches, but could not resist the temptation to preach to him. “It must be terrible to be lame,” she said, “but think how much worse it is to be blind.” “That is right, Lady,” said the Mulla. “WHEN I WAS BLIND, PEOPLE KEPT PASSING COUNTERFEIT MONEY OFF ON ME.”

God: What is policy?
Dead Man: A contract that keeps us poor all in your life so that you can die rich..

Announcement in the Soviet Union village: “Lecture about love (with pictures)”. All the countrymen gathered in the village club.
Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a woman…
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Also love can be between a man and a man…
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Besides love can be between a woman and a woman…
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: And finally there is love for our country, Soviet Union… And now the pictures!

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She could not control her pupils.

What is the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hey, wait a minute!” Harold interrupted.

“I haven’t added them up yet.”

What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
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What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good
looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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How do you know when you’re really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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How do you know when you’re leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Lets just be friends.”
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Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
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What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
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What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins
“Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.”