A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, ” How do I look in this dress?”
He said, “Not too bad.”
Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, ” I said you don’t look TOO bad, that doesn’t mean that you don’t still look bad.”
How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.
Survey reveals that every Women’s
ultimate fantasy is to have two
men at the same time…..
One cleaning and the other cooking!
Men said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to Men : So that you will love them.
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Men said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to Men : So that they will love you.
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
” Sure ” she says, ” He’s at home taking care of the kids … “
The unmarried Polack cleaning woman had a
baby. When asked by a social worker about the father of the child, she
replied curtly, “Dunno! You think I turn around every time I clean the
stairs?”
An Indian Blonde decides to study English. She learns an essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the exam an essay on ‘FATHER’ comes.
She replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.
Old Zeb, the back-woods Virginia farmer,
has been screwing one of his favorite pigs for years. Suddenly, Zeb is hit
by pangs of guilt and conscience that torture him so much he decides to go
and tell the priest about it in confession. Father Fungus is shocked and he
really does not know how to handle this one.
“Well,” says the priest to old Zeb, “tell me, is the pig male or female?”
“She is female, of course,” snorts Zeb. “What do you think I am — some kind
of a pervert?”
Two college female friends:
First: Why it is so difficult to find a men who is caring, sensitive , good looking and rich.
second girl replies: Because they already have girlfriends
Woman has man in it. Mrs has Mr in it. Female has male in it. Madam has Adam in it. No wonder men always want to be inside women!
