Two friends, that haven’t seen each other for a long time, meet in the street.
First Friend: So, what about family life? Is everything OK ?
Second Friend: Everything is fine!
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First Friend: Wife? Kids?
Second Friend: Ive told you – everything is fine: No wife, No kids.
Teacher: Sunny, you talk a lot !
Sunny: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
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Sunny: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sunny: She’s a woman.
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend’s father,
‘Son, are you able to support a family?’
‘Well, no, sir,’ he replied. ‘I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.’
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
RICH MAN”Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?”
SUITOR”Yeah, certainly!”
RICH MAN”That’s sufficient. I don’t want any idiots in this family.”
Boy to Girl
Will you marry me
Girl: No.
Boy: why
Girl: my family not allow me
Boy: what are your siblings.
Girl: My husband and my little daughter
Santa, his wife with son…
Santa, his wife with son and daughter went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.. I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!
I definitely think we’re in trouble. I just saw an ad for a new movie sequel called… “The Never-Ending Story 2″
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.
“What did you do this summer?” the teacher asked Suzie.
“Me and my family went to the beach a lot,” Suzie answered.
“That sounds like fun,” said the teacher. “How about you, Emma? What did you do this summer?”
“Me and my family rode our bikes together.”
“That sounds lovely,” said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.
“What did you do this summer, Mikey?”
“Nothing,” the boy responded timidly.
“Did you do anything with your family?” the teacher asked, trying to draw Mikey out.
“Yes.”
“Did you go to the beach?”
“No.”
“Did you ride bikes?”
“No, never!” the boy burst out. “We can never ride bikes together!”
“Why not?” said the shocked teacher.
“I don’t know,” explained Mikey, “but dad always said, when then mom and sis start ‘cycling together’, it’s time to get the hell out of town.”
