EXAMINER to Pappu :-

Ye batao suraj kaha se nikalta he aur kaha dubta he?

Pappu : Hum tera baap ke nokar hai?
Ye Tumhara mamla hai,
Khud Pata Karo.

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells to Study Hard

But

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside The
Examination Hall And Shouts

“Hello….. Inspection Team is Coming”

Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law) :

“Performance of boys in the exam
decreases,

When the number of girls in the exam hall
increases.”

If you cry on seeing a question paper,
it’s an insult.

If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper,
it is your achievement.

Brain is the Most Outstanding Object in Nature.

It Functions 24Hrs,

365Days from the Time You are Born

&

Stops Only When You Enter The Examination Hall.

In an examination hall,

A girl asks Santa sitting on the desk next to her,

“Tell Me The Starting Of This Answer,
I will Write Rest of the Answer. ”
.

.
Santa say: ” Write The “

Best Feeling-

It Comes When you See a very wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall.

&

Smile At Each Other & Say:

“I don’t know the answer of none of these”

In The Exam Hall :

Student:

Give me some time,
Give me some brain,
Give me anther chance to
write my paper once again
.
.

Examiner: na na na nana na na

Examiner:  Why did you write the formula in your hand?
.
.
.
Student: Because my teacher said, Formulas must be on your finger tips.

The Law Says

If You Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them.

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

This Is -
Law Of Answering In Examination.