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Archive for the ‘Marriage Jokes’

When you see what the other person has

October 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Man at medical store – I need poison

July 28, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Husband-Wife Jokes, Marriage Jokes

Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that.

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew you had a prescription.

My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months

June 15, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Funny Jokes, Husband-Wife Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Marriage Jokes

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

How much does it cost to get married

June 15, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Clean Jokes, Family Jokes, Funny Jokes, Marriage Jokes

Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

Funny Marriage Jokes::What is the main reason for divorce

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

What is the
main reason for
divorce ?

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MARRIAGE.

:D

Difference between Love Marriage and Arrange Marriage

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

Do you know what is the difference between

Love Marriage and Arrange Marriage ?

 

In Marriage Love -

Groom Marry To His Girlfriend.

In Arranged Marriage -

Groom Marry Others Girlfriend.

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes, One Liner Jokes

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman.

Do you know when ??

Before Marriage

And

After Marriage.

Before Marriage and After Marriage

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

Boys  &  Girls :-

Before Marriage: ” Tum Nahi to Main Nahi ”

After marriage: ” Aaj Tum Nahi Ya Main Nahi.”

First marriage is the triumph

March 13, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Marriage Jokes

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
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Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.

When a man holds a Woman’s hand

February 14, 2012 By: Shopno Category: Love Jokes, Marriage Jokes

When a man holds a Woman’s hand
before marriage, it is LOVE.

And

After marriage it is Self-Defense.

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