what do you call a person who keeps on talking
Teacher : Jack , what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?
Jack : A teacher.
A teacher asked a student to write 55
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5.
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know on which side to write the other 5.
Your composition is exactly the same as
Teacher : Miky, your composition on ” My Dog ” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his ?
Miky : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.
The future tense is You will go to jail
Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is You will go to jail.
On Monday, there will be class on sun
Teacher: On Monday, there will be class on sun.
Student: Sorry miss, i can not attend it.
Teacher: Why ?
Student: My mom does not permit me to go so far.
Go to the map and find North America
Teacher : Miky , go to the map and find North America.
Miky: Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Miky!
Can you tell me about some products of the West Indies
Teacher: Can you tell me about some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
A priest is walking down the street one day
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”
The boy replies - “Now we run!”
Won’t you leave me?
“Before Marriage”
Boy: I wish those days will come quickly.
Girl: Won’t you leave me?
Boy: Never, Don’t think like this again.
Girl: Will you miss me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Do you have any other in your life?
Boy: No, not at all.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes dear.
Girl: Oh dear.
“After Marriage”
Read this status from bottom to top.
Do you know what’s the meaning of A, B, C
Boy : Do you know what’s the meaning of A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful.
GIRL: Aha then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : What ?
BOY: Don’t Ever Forget That.
GIRL: Forget That ?
BOY: I’m H, I.
Girl: What H, I ?
BOY: Happilly Inlove
GIRL: So ?
BOY: J, K, L, M – Just Keep Loving Me.
GIRL: How about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
BOY: No Other Person Quite Reasonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You’ll Zee.
